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CAT SCAN
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A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams:
- I found my dog unconscious and I can?t wake him - do something.
The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says:
- I?m sorry, I don?t feel a pulse, I?m afraid your dog is dead.
The lady can?t accept this and says:
- No, no, he can?t be dead - do something else.
The vet goes into the other room, and comes back with a little cat. The cat jumps up on the table and starts sniffing the dog from head to toe. It sniffs and sniffs up and down the dog, then all of a sudden just stops and jumps off the table and leaves.
- Well, that confirms it, - the vet says, - your dog is dead.
The lady is very upset but finally settles down:
- Okay, I guess you?re right. How much do I owe you?
The vet says:
- That will be $340.
The lady has a fit and asks:
- Why is it so much? After the entire vet didn?t do anything for the dog.
- Well, - the vet replied, - its $40 for the office visit and $300 for the CAT SCAN!
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