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Blonde Jokes
Dumb blonde jokes
Question and answer
Best blonde, brunette
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Lawyer Jokes
Fun lawyers jokes,
divorce, mother in law
criminal, attorney
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Hilarious animal jokes,
cat and dog, farm, wild,
domestic zoo animals
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The best yo mamma
Yo moma jokes, fat
momma stupid, ugly
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bar tender, bar room
guy walks in a bar
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BEYOND ALL TRACK RECORDS
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record:
- In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!
Another horse breaks in:
- Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!
- Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28! - says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
- I don't mean to boast, - says the greyhound, - but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!
The horses are clearly amazed.
- Wow! - says one, after a hushed silence. - A talking dog.
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THE VENTRILOQUIST
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
- I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells:
- You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!
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20 DOLLARS
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Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says:
- Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me.
His friend says:
- Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
- You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting... etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says:
- Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket.
She looks in his breast pocket and says:
- But this is forty dollars.
- Ah, yes. - says the man. - He pee'd in my trousers too.
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WHO'S THE MOST FUN TO OPERATE ON?
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said:
- I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.
The second surgeon said:
- I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order.
The third surgeon said:
- I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said:
- I like operating on politicians.
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied:
- Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable.
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